Re: [ARSCLIST] The future of analog (fwd)

["Richard L. Hess" <arclists@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

At 10:49 PM 6/1/2006, Jeffrey Kane wrote:
> Why be a crook? Far easier to sell snake oil and do it legally! Look 
> at high end audio... Quantum fields and water cables and mpingo discs, oh my!

Hi, Jeff,

KiwiKables has a certain ring to it, don't you think?

The Coriolis Forces are optimized by assembling the cables in our 
Lake Taupo manufacturing facility where each cable is rubbed with 
virgin wool to align the forces before annealing in our own dedicated 
hot spring. When brought to America, each one is then realigned to 
the northern hemisphere Coriolis Forces in our magnetic alignment 
chamber. We do recommend a realignment every three years which will 
also provide an opportunity for a complete cable checkout and 
reconditioning with virgin wool rubbing.

Cheers,

Richard


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